I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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