If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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