Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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