too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
