it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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