Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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