Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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