but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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