There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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