My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Houston, we have a blender
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
His nipple licking is glorious
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