Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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