i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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