they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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