All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I love how my cats smell like pot.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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