There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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