that's an acceptable place to lick
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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