It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the barista slut.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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