i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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