it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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