he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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