I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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