wake up i wanna do it froggy style
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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