sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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