nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
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then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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