Pappa wants mamma naked
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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