You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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