There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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