Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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