what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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