elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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