He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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