yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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