I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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