you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
