I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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