I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
