You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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