I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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