i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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