Sry I called you an 8
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
