Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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