Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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