Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I will pee on everything he values.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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