Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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