1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
