Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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