..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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