did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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