ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i will never coherently bang her
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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