carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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