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• (214): View more from Texas

  Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  why is allison so mad at me??

  (469): View more from Texas

  me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".

  (318): View more from Louisiana

  crap..

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• (214): View more from Texas

  For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You should frame my arrest warrant.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  My vagina is very pro this idea

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• (925): View more from California

  I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking

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• (631): View more from New York

  We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?

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