it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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