He is such a slut. More and more my type.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you would pick up someone in the library
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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