your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
and you said cock pushups were impossible
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I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He called his dick the "gentle giant"