Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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