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Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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